Why is bobby flay a douche




















Perhaps they are wonderful, kind, caring people who love babies and puppies. Or perhaps they are all horrible Hitlers in their own homes as well.

Bobby had a show called Throwdown! The premise was the epitome of douche-dom. First, the Food Network would call a locally-renowned chef and tell them they were doing a special on them. Soon enough Bobby and the cameras would arrive, Bobby would challenge the chef to a cook-off of their own signature dish and then Bobby would decimate them. How could he do that, you ask? She also catered a Civil War era-themed wedding reception where she dressed the waiters up as slaves!

And, just last year posted pictures of her adult son dressed in brownface. Ummm, Paula? The 21 st century is calling you…. Emeril is cool, for sure. But it seems like Emeril might not be such a nice guy to his fans.

According to meanstars. Which is a good enough reason not to put him higher on this list. The queen of home decor makes our list mostly because of her involvement in insider training, for which she actually served time in jail. Which is definitely not something you would have expected to happen to the woman who could landscape your yard, decorate your house, throw a party, and then serve brunch the next morning.

She served her time and picked up right where she left off when she got out, which is to say, running a multi-million dollar empire. Must be nice. Oh yeah, she was also mean to Food Network execs back when that channel was in its infancy and just wanted to give her millions of dollars to air reruns of her show.

Tsk tsk, Martha. Our editorial content is not influenced by any commissions we receive. Douchebaggery does not discriminate. It creeps its way into the psyche of an unsuspecting person and all of a sudden you're wearing a fedora and driving a Segway across the street.

This is why douchebags can be found in all shapes, sizes and scenarios: Charlie Sheen, every time Ashton Kutcher wears a trucker hat, and on most college lacrosse teams.

But a unique flavor sorry of douchebag? The celebrity chef. The same 5 ingredients. Big fucking accomplishment mastering Southwestern cuisine, you douchebag. So he gets involved with the Food Network. Oh shit you have to be a skilled chef to get a cooking show right?

Not if you're Bobby Flay. His cooking show is all about grilling. Yep, the easiest cooking method there is. Just throw shit on the grill and maybe turn it once while drinking your beer. You're a grillmaster. Between Throwdown! He swoops into town, goes to a local joint that is supposed to be the best at something, then decided the owner is shit and he can beat them with no effort at the thing they've spent their entire career doing.

Fuck you, Bobby Flay.



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